Scrub Club's Official Gear

Pet Embarrassment Device

Dog Bandana

If you're going to make your pet regret life and all that is holy, you can at least do it in style and have your faithful dog or pissed-off cat rep Scrub Club in the process!

Bandana for dogs, 50% cotton and 50% polyester, Brand: Doggie Skins

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Train Robber Bandana

Bandana

Rob banks, federal reserves, ice cream men, and others* all while wearing this over your face like a ninja. *Come on, dumbass, don't actually do it! Shit. Now we're in trouble.

Tie-back bandana, 100% cotton, Brand: Big Accessories

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Scrub Club One-Piece

Baby's Short Sleeve One Piece

Hey! This one-piece outfit is for babies and toddlers, you sicko. It doesn't come in your size.

Short Sleeve One Piece for Babies, 100% cotton, Brand: Bella

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Price $ 12.90

Broke-Ass Boxer Shorts

Men's Boxershorts

Believe it or not, after having the girl's booty shorts out for some time, we have had several requests for a high-quality pair of men's boxers. ... You weirdos. No Dough logo on the front, and

Boxer Shorts for Men, 100% cotton, Brand: Spreadshirt

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Price $ 18.90

Superfly Gold-Embelleshed Track Jacket

Men's Gold Embellished Track Jacket

This classic Hip Hop-style track jacket would have made Grandmaster Flash slap you upside the head and steal it from you if you wore it back in the 80s. Hell, he probably still would. With a metall

Track jacket with gold detail for men, 80% cotton, 20% polyester, Brand: Continental

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Price $ 32.90

Cheap-Ass Children's Shirt

Children's T-Shirt

A decently sized No Dough logo right smack dab on the front of your favorite little punk. Like parent, like bastard child!

Classic t-shirt for kids, 100% cotton, Brand: Anvil

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Messy Little Baby Bib

Baby Bib

A double-thick bib to protect your precious child from random food and drool explosions. Now they can rep Scrub Club before they even learn how to cuss like us!

Extra soft Baby Bib, 100% cotton, Brand: Continental Clothing

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Ladies Hoodie Sweatshirt

Junior's AA Long Sleeve Hooded Tee

Just a bit lighter than our zipper hoodies, these slip over whatever you're wearing to make you warmer. Also, they've got the sweet kangaroo pouch on the front.

Form- fitting long sleeve hooded tee for juniors, 100% cotton, Brand: American Apparel

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Hoodie Sweatshirt

Men's Hooded Sweatshirt

Just a bit lighter than our zipper hoodies, these slip over whatever you're wearing to make you warmer. Also, they've got the sweet kangaroo pouch on the front. Our largest logo print yet, it stand

Lightweight Hooded Sweatshirt for Men, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Brand: Hanes

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Broke-Ass Booty Shorts

Women's Hip Hugger Underwear

For your average cutie with a monstrous booty, these little shorts are damned dangerous. So buy some already and get to teasing! No Dough logo on the front, and the words "Broke Ass" across the but

Hip hugger underwear for women, 95% cotton and 5% spandex, Brand: Bella

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Soviet Style Sexy Lil' Thong

Women's String Thong

For Those of you who like to shake a little more ass in their lives (And who doesn't?), buy one of these, slip into it, and take about 30 pictures for our website. Yup. This version of our basic th

String Thong for Women, 95% cotton and 5% spandex, Brand: Bella

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Sexy Lil' Thong

Women's String Thong

For Those of you who like to shake a little more ass in their lives (And who doesn't?), buy one of these, slip into it, and take about 30 pictures for our website. Yup!

String Thong for Women, 95% cotton and 5% spandex, Brand: Bella

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Dual Compartment Messenger Bag

Messenger Bag

Store almost anything you want to (including real life Pokemon) in these adjustable messenger bags with a nifty front clasp. Big No Dough logo to help you spread the message.

Messenger Bag with Adjustable Shoulder Strap, 100% polyester, Brand: Anvil

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Black & White Long-Sleeved Baseball Shirt

Men's AA Raglan Baseball Tee

These awesome shirts are another throwback item that just refuses to die. Tends to make you look a little more muscular, and don't front, you know you need that! Comes with a black logo and matchin

Classic baseball long sleeve raglan for men, 100% cotton, Brand: American Apparel

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Petite Ladies T-Shirt

Junior's Cap Sleeve Tee

For that slim and gorgeous little lady, this shirt will latch onto those curves like a Scrub's hands would latch onto those curves! Ain't nothing wrong with a little belly showing! T-shirt with

Form-fitting short sleeve cap sleeve t-shirt, 100% cotton, Brand: Bella

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Ladies Junior Oldschool Ringer T-Shirt

Junior's Ringer Tee

These used to be real fresh back in the day. Now is your chance to kick it like we did! Features a No Dough logo and sleeve stripes.

Form-fitting Ringer T-Shirt for Juniors, 100% cotton, Brand: Bella

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Oldschool Ringer T-Shirt

Men's Lightweight AA Ringer Tee

These used to be real fresh back in the day. Now it's your chance to kick it like we did! Features a No Dough logo and matching stripes.

Classic ringer t-shirt for men, 100% jersey cotton, Brand: American Apparel

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Eye Blinding "Shine" T-Shirt (Special Edition)

Men's Standard Weight T-Shirt

Band-style t-shirt with the almighty No Dough logo showing up huge with the inside joke of "shiiiiiine" right underneath it. This special edition has a reflective silver mirror-like print that will

Classic-cut standard weight t-shirt for men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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Cheap-Ass T-Shirt

Men's Standard Weight T-Shirt

Band-style simple t-shirt with the almighty No Dough logo showing loud and proud! The least expensive way to represent the Scrub Club.

Classic-cut standard weight t-shirt for men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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Tie-Dye Hippy Shirt

Unisex Tie Dye T-Shirt

Tie-dyed style t-shirt with the more than appropriate No Dough logo in the center. You should wear this if you've ever chained yourself to a tree in front of a rumbling bulldozer.

Classic-cut tie dye t-shirt for both men and women, 100% Cotton, Brand: Hanes

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Preppy-Ass Polo Shirt

Men's Polo Lightweight T-Shirt

For all you "fresh-to-death" Kanye Westers out there, this is the shirt for you. Still repping Scrub Club, but all nice for church or business and shit. Congratulations.

Slim-fitting polo shirt for men, 100% cotton, Brand: Continental Clothing

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Customizable Head Topper

Baseball Cap

So you love wearing sweet flexfit baseball caps, but don't want to rep a sports team? Well then, you can rep the No Dough logo all damn day in this hat. ALSO NOTE: This is fully customizable, allo

Brushed Cotton Twill Baseball Cap, 97% cotton and 3% spandex, Brand: Otto Flex

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Scrubby Workout Wear

Men's Muscle Tee

This is a simple, sleeveless shirt that you can wear while working or working out, to avoid getting swaet or paint on... well... your nicer Scrub Club shirts, haha! The No Dough logo is on the fron

Sleeveless Muscle Tee for Men, 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Brand: Gildan

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Heavy Zipper Hoodie

Men's Zipper Hoodie

The warmest we have, this zip-up hoodie is all you need to get out of the chill. Comes with a No Dough logo on the chest as well as a Scrub Club logo on the right front side.

Full-zip Hooded Sweatshirt for Men, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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Spaghetti Strap Top

Women's Spaghetti Strap Tank

For the girl that wants to show it all off. Hey, fine with us! A No Dough logo protrudes with a little help from your assets.

Semi-Sheer Spaghetti Strap Tank for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Anvil

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Soviet Style "Commie" T-Shirt

Men's Standard Weight T-Shirt

T-shirt with the undefeatable No Dough logo showing loud and proud! This version of our basic shirt is for those of you who love the red and yellow style of the Soviet Russian era with the word "к

Classic-cut standard weight t-shirt for men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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Soviet Style "Commie" Petite Ladies T-Shirt

Junior's Cap Sleeve Tee

For that slim and gorgeous little lady, this shirt will latch onto those curves like a Scrub's hands would latch onto those curves! Ain't nothing wrong with a little belly showing! T-shirt with

Form-fitting short sleeve cap sleeve t-shirt, 100% cotton, Brand: Bella

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Switzerland Style Futbol Uniform

Men's Retro Sport Tee

Form-fitting, excellent quality soccer shirts with a 4.3 inch No Dough logo on the chest and a huge lucky 13 on the back. Get one today and act like you know sports. Dork.

Slim-fitting t-shirt for men, 100% cotton, Brand: Spreadshirt

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Jamaican Style Futbol Uniform

Men's Retro Sport Tee

Form-fitting, excellent quality soccer shirts with a 4.3 inch No Dough logo on the chest and a huge lucky 13 on the back. Get one today and act like you know sports. Dork.

Slim-fitting t-shirt for men, 100% cotton, Brand: Spreadshirt

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Standard Style Futbol Uniform

Men's Retro Sport Tee

Form-fitting, excellent quality soccer shirts with a 4.3 inch No Dough logo on the chest and a huge lucky 13 on the back. Get one today and act like you know sports. Dork.

Slim-fitting t-shirt for men, 100% cotton, Brand: Spreadshirt

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Fat Boy XXXL T-Shirt

Men's 3XL T-Shirt

Finer quality t-shirt with the almighty No Dough logo showing at a ridiculous size for all of you big dudes out there.

Classic-cut 3XL Shirt for Men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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Glow-In-The-Dark T-Shirt (Special Edition)

Men's Standard Weight T-Shirt

T-shirt with the almighty No Dough logo, as you would expect. However, this special edition has a glow-in-the-dark print that will be sure to spotlight you when you're trying to hide in a shadow, you

Classic-cut standard weight t-shirt for men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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Time Paradox Cheap-Ass T-shirt (Triplesix)

Men's Standard Weight T-Shirt

The minxy Triplesix, a self-aware computer construct, is the head of operations and controls the All-Seeing Eye at Agency34. Now you can pledge your allegiance to your ruthless leader from Scrub Cl

Classic-cut standard weight t-shirt for men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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Time Paradox Cheap-Ass T-shirt (Aetheria)

Men's Standard Weight T-Shirt

The beautiful Aetheria, daughter of the late Amelia Earhart, is the chief crew member and greasemonkey at Agency34. Now you can represent your crush from Scrub Club's upcoming RPG "Time Paradox" wi

Classic-cut standard weight t-shirt for men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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Soviet Style "Commie" Children's Shirt

Children's T-Shirt

A decently large No Dough Logo right smack dab on the front of your favorite little punk. Like parent, like bastard child! This version of our basic children's shirt is for those of you who love

Classic t-shirt for kids, 100% cotton, Brand: Anvil

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Superhero Cape / Apron

Adult Apron

You have two options here: 1. Wear this when you're cooking. It's a nifty two-pocketed apron. 2. Turn it around and cut off the waist straps, and you've got a Superman-esque hero cape!

Adjustable Two-pocket Apron, 65% polyester/35% cotton, Brand: Harriton

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5 Pack of 1" Metal Buttons

Small Buttons

Stick them on anything dead or alive to show your support! 1 1/4 inch size.

1'' diameter buttons, 5-Pack

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5 Pack of 2 1/4" Metal Buttons

Large Buttons

Stick them on anything dead or alive to show your support! 2 1/4 inch size.

2 1/4'' Buttons, 5-Pack

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